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Jorts Patch

Regular price $19.69 USD
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Decorate your favorite pair of jorts, Daisy Dukes, or cutoffs with this one-of-a-kind patch. Just remember to reference the Baron's "Are They Jorts?" flow chart before you go claiming you're wearing jorts.

• 26% cotton, 74% not cotton
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter, which means it's a shower, not a grower
• Sew it, iron it, pin it


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