Dirty Coffee Mug

This mug is designed to pour a piping hot coffee in the morning and let it sit until it's lukewarm around noon just like Uncle Tommy likes it. As the Chief Medical Herbalogist for the Dirtbags, Tommy likes to smerkaberl when he first wakes up and uses his coffee to avoid a 2 PM nap.

• Material: Enamel like your teeth, so it can stain and get cavities
• Dimensions: it's a mug
• White coating with a silver rim like the ring you got your high school sweetheart
• Hand-wash only ya savages

Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—use your jetboil first